Tag: humor
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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November 06, 2009 01:57 PM EST --
This Thanksgiving Turkey ain't going down easily. I'd say She Will Survive.
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . .
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November 04, 2009 12:56 PM EST --
Will Rogers, American, would have been 130 years old today, November 4.
In 1879 in a place called Dog Iron Ranch near Oologah OK, Will Rogers w as born. His month was part Cherokee and his father was . . .
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July 07, 2008 06:45 PM EDT --
OLGA'S ODDMENTS AND OTHER THINGS
Well, we have been having a time here
down at Otto's trying to decide what to call
this column. I like Olga's Oddments, but
Otto says . . .
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November 19, 2008 02:50 PM EST --
An ode to pings
This is in response to Kevin, the site wizard's comment that pings are going to be limited from now on, because of spam!
Pings you were here for me.
Pings you set me free . . .
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November 06, 2009 10:16 AM EST --
I think we all need a little bit of humor in our day. It helps us keep a good attitude, and it keeps us young. Here's some great celebrity quotes that you just might get a kick out of:
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March 05, 2009 02:55 PM EST --
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out . . .
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September 27, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
In a major surprise announcement, a totally unknown incumbent entered the race for president. A Adam’s Apple from Missouri, addressed swarms of reporters in front of the state building, with his campaign . . .
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November 10, 2008 01:17 PM EST --
Author Jeremy Butterfield has written a book, Damp Squid , which should have broad appeal. It is about misused and overused words. You may have a part of your brain where you store some personal least . . .
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November 07, 2008 07:06 PM EST --
Though an Obama supporter, in an honest show of bipartisanship, I am going to come to Sarah Palin’s defense and state that I believe that it is possible, even quite likely that Palin knows and has known . . .
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January 04, 2009 11:49 PM EST --
Wow, it has been a long time. So long, in fact, it is difficult to remember the character's names.
But the script and casting is superb. Marc Cherry done good.
Dave Williams is even more . . .
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September 12, 2008 05:02 PM EDT --
Having already used up my three score and ten, mostly on trivia, I resolved on my 70th birthday to spend at least two . . .
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January 05, 2009 08:49 PM EST --
(I know the volume of this commercial is three times that of the show you were just watching, but don't turn it down, it's a very important message)
Folks, are you tired of not having the right . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . .
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October 16, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
New Energy Proposal
During the second presidential debate, John McCain often said, “I know how to do that” concerning a wide range of topics from catching Bin Laden to exposing the truth about UFOs. . . .
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October 29, 2008 02:43 PM EDT --
Spooky Spooky October 28, 2008
This time of year an atypical amount of squash appears in so many places. Along with spider webs, skeletons, sheets recycled into limp ghosts, and those . . .
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